Tuesday, 30 June 2015

The Njoro Girls teacher who rapped the girls is a 'man'




THE NJORO GIRLS TEACHER WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED THE GIRLS IS A REFLECTION OF A ‘MAN’


By Peter Ndagi.


Njoro Girls Swahili Teacher.


Someone said that teaching is a calling from the almighty. There is another group of people who are of the view that education is a profession and a noble career. It depends on the magnificent lenses that you are wearing. In my school of thought, I support the former. That any kind of teaching is a calling. Teaching catechism or Koran is a calling. Teaching nursery kids to get the concept of A-Z is big calling. Teaching high school kids as a male teacher is a greater calling. Ask me why and I will give you an answer.


Recently, a Swahili teacher is accused of “Nyambuaring” more than six girls in Njoro Girl’s high school. It can only mean that he is very serious in his part time job. He gets in to the class and he goes like “Leo tunasoma kuhusu mnyambuliko wa vitenzi…kunyambua nini darasa?” the students’ answers collectively ‘Vitenzi’. 


The teacher as he teaches he notices how diverse curves have started forming in their bodies. He recalls how her wife at their rural home has deteriorated. She is like the villainous Sachangwan lorry that burnt down. He has nothing to salvage in her. Her bumper is shapeless, her side mirror is broken, and her tires are flat. In the class he sees the opposite; fine shaped everything, protruding twins in the chest standing at 90 degrees and soft skin.


Even in Alliance there are the slow learners. Those you will need to explain a thousand times why when you write a six and capsize the paper it becomes a nine. The teacher while teaching will notice that Jane (not her real name) is in Dallas, USA on a free trip. After class he will order the student to follow him to the staffroom. The teacher is full of anger that the student has been sleeping while he was busy explaining examinable concept.


The teacher doesn’t even get to the staffroom. He seeks to ‘sort’ the issue outside. He wants the student to outline five examples of kunyambua sentensi and bring to him at the staffroom at exactly 10.00 p.m. Yes, just after the preps. The teacher is on duty and he therefore knows that the other teachers would have left to their servant quarters. What happens when she finally come? He nyambuas the kid.


After nyambuaring the kid the women will say all men are dogs. Yes, that’s doggish. How do you molest a sixteen-year-old kid? For Baba so and so impregnating his house help, that is debatable. Now the million dollar question is - should men teachers be banned from teaching boarding girl’s schools? Of course NO. But necessary steps should be taken to curb this menace that is spreading like fire in the Kalahari.


The ministry should introduce a rule. That all male teachers should stay with their wives within the vicinity of the school. Only Kilunda types should be allowed to stay single. I mean those teachers who are officially married to the bar and changaa dens. But again rules may fail to work. Just let morally upright people enjoy Sossion new salary scale.

REVEALED: WHY MOST MARRIED MEN DON'T EXPOSE THEIR WIVES ON SOCIAL MEDIA







REVEALED: WHY MOST MARRIED MEN DON’T EXPOSE THEIR WIVES ON SOCIAL MEDIA


By Peter Ndagi.
There are this forty something years old guys who would rather die than post their picture with their wives on social media. Those guys you would send a random question like an arrow and they just collapse. They only talk about families when they have nothing else to talk. Perhaps, when there is little energy and vigor left after watching a draw less game of Manchester United versus Swansea. “Mama watoto had issues yesterday after we had a drink.” He would say. 

Nevertheless, Ababu Namwamba has recently proved that we still have men who are charming and fascinating. The kind of photos he posts on facebook can make you sell a ‘Kaplot’ in Ruai to buy a camera. But let us focus on this other guy, call him X. What are the reasons for the guys who seem romantically challenged on social media?



Mr. X may be having a psychological problem. May be he fears what his colleagues and peers may think of him when they see the wife behind the man. Maybe she is not that good looking as he would wish her to look like. They will say probably tell Mr. X that he confused himself. Was that your choice in a country of 40 Million Kenyans where majority are ladies? You all know the effect of such a statement to a man’s esteem. It will sting him like a wasp.



The guy is a player. On social media a lot of guys are the read only type. They just read on other peoples post like you are doing without a comment. They check your photos and leave the page without a trace behind. So when you post a photo of your wife on social media they will take not and stay unspoken. The day Mr. X will start a hunting spree is the day he will realize that he is in a cavernous ditch. A comment like, why do you want to hurt that mama in your profile picture? And you are like that mama is……….just a mama.



He is a private man. Some men would prefer a silent life and a low profile. Mr. X maybe that man who doesn’t like anyone poking their fingers on his family. He protects the family from the limelight for fear of certain unforeseen dangers. 



Mr. X was forced to marry the lady. Some people will puzzle at this. How on earth does that happen? There is freedom to marry? Where? I would refer to the constitution. Katiba ni wewe.  For a fact forced marriages happen. For instance you met with a lady in a party. At first you presume her hoping to get a better catch before the party ends. Then the turn of events surprises you. The beautiful ones are all booked. So that lady who you don’t really like seems as the last straw to a series of quagmires. What do you do? You let the cold bite you off?



The more you take the vodka the more the lady becomes beautiful. By the time everybody is merry making, the lady has turned to a Lupita Nyongo. You vibe her and you succeed boxing her. She agrees to spend the night in your house. What do you do? By the time you are at your residence you are like a dark horse on heat. You hit her like nobody’s business. 
In the morning you realize that shit happened. You didn’t use protection!!! Hangovers are like all over you, and she is like I wanna leave…Mum is calling. You don’t wanna open your eyes to lose a sleep….Give me your number she asks. You dictate to her with a drowsy mood and she leaves… She doesn’t take P2.The next big bung from her is though a message.  She is pregnant and she won’t risk her life to abort. Her mother is an advocate and her father is a CID officer. To salvage your frantic life you choose to marry her. Does that explain anything?

KEEP OFF LUO-NYANZA POLITICS, LEADERS TELLS DEPUTY PRESIDENT.


KEEP OFF LUO-NYANZA POLITICS, LEADERS TELLS DEPUTY PRESIDENT.

By Peter Ndagi
 
 
 
Jakoyo Midiwo, Minority Leader in Parliament.




A section of Siaya County leaders allied to the opposition have pour scorn on the Deputy President visit in Bondo Constituency over the weekend. Led by Parliament Minority Leader Jakoyo Midiwo, the visit brought more impairment than blessings. “Their plan is to divide us. We know them.” said Midiwo. The leaders have blamed the government for not incorporating them in Ruto’s visit citing mischief.


In another meeting, nominated MP Oburu Odinga also disparaged the visit. The remarks by Ruto over the last general elections appear to have irritated him. Oburu warned the Dp of belittling the opposition leader Raila Odinga in his political melodrama. “Stop mentioning Raila everywhere you go lest you want to see our fury.” He said. Nevertheless, he didn’t forget to mention on Weston Hotel which the Dp owns. The MP want the Ruto to be return back the land which he terms as illegally acquired.



Elsewhere a cheerful mood engulfed Uzima University College in Kisumu on Monday. The President and the Opposition leader cooled down the political temperature when they graced the Silver Jubilee Celebration of the Arch Diocese of Kisumu. The president denied the allegations that his massive contribution towards development in the opposition backyard was motivated by the forthcoming general elections. “Am the president of Kenya and therefore it is in my mandate to serve all Kenyans equally” said the president.


However, the resident of Obunga Informal Settlement had a smile on their face after the president extended the National Youth Service program for another year. That comes amidst controversies over the 800 Million lost in what may be the novel scam to defraud the taxpayers their money.